Just woke up like an hour ago. Slept at 3 ? I think. And saw Jacqueline's Blog.
Okay, so erm.. I'm not saying that I still hate her or love her till I go crazy but it just seems normal to me now. Haha. So ya, no hard feelings and I'm not being sarcastic. I'M SERIOUS. Haha.
Talking to Samantha right now, planning on something and I just stepped on rice. Haha. And now I've been really OBSESSED about WHATTHEBUCK videos and ASK SWIFTY videos (thought I've watched it so many times already.. Hehe) so kinda busy. So erm.. Wait. I took some quizzs AGAIN. And nows its getting bored. Haha. Well, I'm watching this video that is DAMN FUNNY. Haha. Here's the video.
Lots of puke there, people. LOTS OF PUKE. Haha. Erm.. I think I'll post later or something cause' I wanna watch WHATTHEBUCK now.. Haha.. Bye!
Dionis{~!~}
Monday, 9 November 2009
Sunday, 8 November 2009
Missed a Party, got 50 bucks & now I can go SHOPPING!
Summarized:
I was supposed to go to Abraham's sister's Birthday Party but I end up having an " emergency " which ended up to just be an outing with my granny and my aunt Sandra who gave me 5o bucks and now I can shop like hell! That was a long sentence.
Okay, I went to Plaza Singapura today and bought this vest-shirt thingy and I'm gonna wear that to my other granny's lunch thingy tomorrow.. Er.. I just realised that I took almost all of the notes-quizezzz on Facebook that I can find. That is so bad. Erm.. I have nothing much to say. Wait.
Okay. Now I'm watching this video by this guy call Michael Buckley and he is HILARIOUS~! And he MAY be 34 and kinda retarded but he is (again) HILARIOUS~! I don't love him like how much I love SHANE DAWSON (Especially SHANEYNEY!!!) and SWIFTKARATECHOP but he is (once again) HILARIOUS~! Okay, and please, for those who are regulars on YOUTUBE. PLEASE. SUBCRIBE TO THESE PEOPLE :
SHANE DAWSON; FOR THOSE WHO LIKE SHANEYNEY LIKE MEEE!!! (And for those who don't, just support him with a click. ) & FOR THOSE WHO LIKES SEX CUPS!! *THUMBS UP!*
SWIFTKARATECHOP; FOR THOSE WHO THINK TELETUBBIES ARE WEIRD AND LOVES TO BE MENTALLY RETARDED!
WHATTHEBUCK; FOR THOSE WHO LIKES GOSSIPS AND BEING IMMATURE AT THE AGE OF 34! YA! (I'M SORRY MICHAEL BUCKLEY >.<)
NIGAHIGA; FOR THOSE WHO LOVES BOB BEING CALLED " BOOB " AND THOSE WHO LOVE TO SEE SHITY FUNNY VIDEOS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!
Okay. Just watch their videos and laugh your ass off when you're sad. I recommend Shane's and Matt's (swiftkaratechop) vids . They are HILARIOUS~!!! Okay, I shall stop shouting and start sleeping cause now is 1 32 am and I need to wake up early later so ya. BUH-BYE!
Dionis{~!~}
I was supposed to go to Abraham's sister's Birthday Party but I end up having an " emergency " which ended up to just be an outing with my granny and my aunt Sandra who gave me 5o bucks and now I can shop like hell! That was a long sentence.
Okay, I went to Plaza Singapura today and bought this vest-shirt thingy and I'm gonna wear that to my other granny's lunch thingy tomorrow.. Er.. I just realised that I took almost all of the notes-quizezzz on Facebook that I can find. That is so bad. Erm.. I have nothing much to say. Wait.
Okay. Now I'm watching this video by this guy call Michael Buckley and he is HILARIOUS~! And he MAY be 34 and kinda retarded but he is (again) HILARIOUS~! I don't love him like how much I love SHANE DAWSON (Especially SHANEYNEY!!!) and SWIFTKARATECHOP but he is (once again) HILARIOUS~! Okay, and please, for those who are regulars on YOUTUBE. PLEASE. SUBCRIBE TO THESE PEOPLE :
SHANE DAWSON; FOR THOSE WHO LIKE SHANEYNEY LIKE MEEE!!! (And for those who don't, just support him with a click. ) & FOR THOSE WHO LIKES SEX CUPS!! *THUMBS UP!*
SWIFTKARATECHOP; FOR THOSE WHO THINK TELETUBBIES ARE WEIRD AND LOVES TO BE MENTALLY RETARDED!
WHATTHEBUCK; FOR THOSE WHO LIKES GOSSIPS AND BEING IMMATURE AT THE AGE OF 34! YA! (I'M SORRY MICHAEL BUCKLEY >.<)
NIGAHIGA; FOR THOSE WHO LOVES BOB BEING CALLED " BOOB " AND THOSE WHO LOVE TO SEE SHITY FUNNY VIDEOS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!
Okay. Just watch their videos and laugh your ass off when you're sad. I recommend Shane's and Matt's (swiftkaratechop) vids . They are HILARIOUS~!!! Okay, I shall stop shouting and start sleeping cause now is 1 32 am and I need to wake up early later so ya. BUH-BYE!
Dionis{~!~}
Saturday, 7 November 2009
More Quizzez!!!! Ironic, but funny.. :)
Hey guys! So I went and took another few quizzezzzz.. Haha.. And this time. I REALLY LAUGHED. Haha.
So here it is :
Sarcas or Mean :D
(This quiz is just wants you to answer as mean or sarcastic as possible so DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute
-Ya right. My grandmas FEET look cuter than that face full of CEMENT.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
-Only if everyone died and you had poop on your face.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
- No. People are laughing AT you , not WITH you.. Dumb ass.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
-So you can run and fuck your partner at the same time. GOOD JOB! YOU'LL BE MAKING TONS OF BABIES IN NO TIME!
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.-
You don't me? I'M YOUR MOM.
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
- Not unless I am allowed to staple your mouth and cut your dick off.. MAY I?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
- OMG! You're not?! THATS GOOD.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
- Aw~ How sad. I'M TOO GOOD FOR BASTARDS LIKE YOU :D
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
- You're a guy. I should be riding YOUR dick instead
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
- Er.. Vice Versa.. People are gonna hate YOU . NOT ME. Dumb ass.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
- Aw~ You really think so ? Ya ? YA ? But I don't.
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
- Er.. Look at my lips. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Hi, wanna make out?
- Are you good? Never mind. Go fuck yourself.
4) What do you like about me?
- The way you just make me puke. :)
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
- MAKE ME. BITCH.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
- HI WHORE? HOW'S LAST NIGHT WITH MR. SMALL DICK?
2) You smell like shit!
- Better than looking like one, isn't it?
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
- Er.. No. I hate you because you're A BITCH. Thats worse, not better. Where' the logic, girl?
4) What an ugly creature you are!
- Aw~ You look like dog poop too! *evil laughter*
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
- Well, I'm gonna break your dick! Even if you don't have one. I'M CUT OFF YOUR BOOBS. *evil laughter again*
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you..
-Aw~ But I don't LOVE YOU.. TOO BAD LITTLE BOY..
2) I know you love me!
- Ya! And if you really think that way, YOU'RE MENTALLY RETARDED!! Ya!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
- Nooooo honey, honey no likey perverts .. (AND IF HE DOESN'T STOP) FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
4) Please call me...
- Call you what ? A DUSHBAG? HEY MR.DUSHBAG! HOWS YOUR SMALL PENIS?
5) The break up hurts me so much...
- Well you are the fucking fagg that asked for it. Now its stabbing you. NOT ME. *EVIL LAUGHTER ONCE AGAIN*
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
- WOW! PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND THESE DAYS!
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
- YA! AND NOW YOU'RE BLIND ! * THUMBS UP FOR THE RETARDED BLIND PERSON! *
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
- I wouldn't even take it for free. *Walks away* SUCKER
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy...
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOOD? AIDS. Because you have them. :)
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
- Well, you'r the one causing me to grow wrinkles at the age of 13, you dickhead!
:D
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Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? : I don't know.
Q: Been arrested? : Haha. No.
Q: Do you like someone? : DUH.
Q: Held a snake? : Yup. Not as fun as I thought t would..
Q: Been suspended from school? : No. I'M A GREAT KID! HA!
Q: Sang karaoke? : Thats my favourite place! OOHH~ WHY ARE YOU O OBSESSED WITH ME~ Haha.
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? : Yes
Q: Laughed until you started crying? : Yes.
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : I've never seen snow.. :(
Q: Kissed in the rain? : No.
Q: Sang in the shower? : Haha. Yah. Don't laugh. Its normal kay?
Q: Sat on a roof top? : Yup.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : YESHHHHH
Q: Broken a bone? : Wah? No.
Q: Shaved your head? : I'm not a army guy nor Britney Spears. That was offensive. Sorry Britney. >.<
Q: Played a prank on someone? : Yup. It was NOT the best ending.. OOPS.
Q: Shot a gun? : No.
Q: Donated Blood? : No. I know someone did. And he can't stop complaining. I apologize again. >.<>
LAST PERSON THAT.
1. You hung out with? : AMIRA!!
2. You texted? : Raymond I think . DUDE. STOP TEXTING ME. I AM VERY BUSY~
3. You were in a car with?: I don't remember.
4. Person you went to shop with? : Sammy!
5. You talked on the phone? : Abraham
6. Made you laugh? : Amira! And her cute little brothers!
7. You hugged? : Hugged? I think its Sammy. I don't know. Probably her.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? : Moon
2. Winter or Fall? : Winter
3. Left or Right? : Left
4. Sunny or rainy? : Rainy (So that I can sleep my ass off)
5. Where do you live? : Ang Mo Kio, Singapore
6. Club or pub? : Pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? : Yup.
8. Do you want to get married? : Ill see if I can get a boyfriend within the next 10 years. Lets consider it after that.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? :Twirl
10. What time is it? : 1 27 AM. And I'm drunk.. I USED TO BE LOVE DUNK ~ BUT NOW I'M HUNG OVER~ I LOVE YOU FOREVER~! BUT FOREVER IS OVER~ :(
11. Are you afraid of commitment? : If its a good guy, then I' okay with it. :)
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? :To be able TO REALLY write songs and be a wonderful musican.
13. Do you cook? : Yes.
14. Current mood? : Fucked up. (I mean the mood, not that I was really FUCKED UP.)
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? : No.
2. Sang? : DUH! THIS IS A THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! DADADA-DADA-DA-DA.. Then I forgot. Sorry Michael. But I still love your music! You rock dude!
3. Listened to music? : Yes.
4. Danced? : I jumped around. Not off a building, but around. JUMP. AROUND.
5. Cried? : Yes.
6. Liked someone you can't? : How the hell can you like someone within 48 hours?
22 FIRSTS
1.Who was your first prom date? : Not yet.
2. Who was your first roommate? : Not allowed.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? : My first Carlsberg at 5. I FINISHED A WHOLE DAMN CUP DUDE!
So here it is :
Sarcas or Mean :D
(This quiz is just wants you to answer as mean or sarcastic as possible so DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute
-Ya right. My grandmas FEET look cuter than that face full of CEMENT.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
-Only if everyone died and you had poop on your face.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
- No. People are laughing AT you , not WITH you.. Dumb ass.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
-So you can run and fuck your partner at the same time. GOOD JOB! YOU'LL BE MAKING TONS OF BABIES IN NO TIME!
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.-
You don't me? I'M YOUR MOM.
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
- Not unless I am allowed to staple your mouth and cut your dick off.. MAY I?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
- OMG! You're not?! THATS GOOD.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
- Aw~ How sad. I'M TOO GOOD FOR BASTARDS LIKE YOU :D
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
- You're a guy. I should be riding YOUR dick instead
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
- Er.. Vice Versa.. People are gonna hate YOU . NOT ME. Dumb ass.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
- Aw~ You really think so ? Ya ? YA ? But I don't.
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
- Er.. Look at my lips. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Hi, wanna make out?
- Are you good? Never mind. Go fuck yourself.
4) What do you like about me?
- The way you just make me puke. :)
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
- MAKE ME. BITCH.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
- HI WHORE? HOW'S LAST NIGHT WITH MR. SMALL DICK?
2) You smell like shit!
- Better than looking like one, isn't it?
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
- Er.. No. I hate you because you're A BITCH. Thats worse, not better. Where' the logic, girl?
4) What an ugly creature you are!
- Aw~ You look like dog poop too! *evil laughter*
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
- Well, I'm gonna break your dick! Even if you don't have one. I'M CUT OFF YOUR BOOBS. *evil laughter again*
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you..
-Aw~ But I don't LOVE YOU.. TOO BAD LITTLE BOY..
2) I know you love me!
- Ya! And if you really think that way, YOU'RE MENTALLY RETARDED!! Ya!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
- Nooooo honey, honey no likey perverts .. (AND IF HE DOESN'T STOP) FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
4) Please call me...
- Call you what ? A DUSHBAG? HEY MR.DUSHBAG! HOWS YOUR SMALL PENIS?
5) The break up hurts me so much...
- Well you are the fucking fagg that asked for it. Now its stabbing you. NOT ME. *EVIL LAUGHTER ONCE AGAIN*
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
- WOW! PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND THESE DAYS!
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
- YA! AND NOW YOU'RE BLIND ! * THUMBS UP FOR THE RETARDED BLIND PERSON! *
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
- I wouldn't even take it for free. *Walks away* SUCKER
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy...
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOOD? AIDS. Because you have them. :)
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
- Well, you'r the one causing me to grow wrinkles at the age of 13, you dickhead!
:D
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Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? : I don't know.
Q: Been arrested? : Haha. No.
Q: Do you like someone? : DUH.
Q: Held a snake? : Yup. Not as fun as I thought t would..
Q: Been suspended from school? : No. I'M A GREAT KID! HA!
Q: Sang karaoke? : Thats my favourite place! OOHH~ WHY ARE YOU O OBSESSED WITH ME~ Haha.
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? : Yes
Q: Laughed until you started crying? : Yes.
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : I've never seen snow.. :(
Q: Kissed in the rain? : No.
Q: Sang in the shower? : Haha. Yah. Don't laugh. Its normal kay?
Q: Sat on a roof top? : Yup.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : YESHHHHH
Q: Broken a bone? : Wah? No.
Q: Shaved your head? : I'm not a army guy nor Britney Spears. That was offensive. Sorry Britney. >.<
Q: Played a prank on someone? : Yup. It was NOT the best ending.. OOPS.
Q: Shot a gun? : No.
Q: Donated Blood? : No. I know someone did. And he can't stop complaining. I apologize again. >.<>
LAST PERSON THAT.
1. You hung out with? : AMIRA!!
2. You texted? : Raymond I think . DUDE. STOP TEXTING ME. I AM VERY BUSY~
3. You were in a car with?: I don't remember.
4. Person you went to shop with? : Sammy!
5. You talked on the phone? : Abraham
6. Made you laugh? : Amira! And her cute little brothers!
7. You hugged? : Hugged? I think its Sammy. I don't know. Probably her.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? : Moon
2. Winter or Fall? : Winter
3. Left or Right? : Left
4. Sunny or rainy? : Rainy (So that I can sleep my ass off)
5. Where do you live? : Ang Mo Kio, Singapore
6. Club or pub? : Pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? : Yup.
8. Do you want to get married? : Ill see if I can get a boyfriend within the next 10 years. Lets consider it after that.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? :Twirl
10. What time is it? : 1 27 AM. And I'm drunk.. I USED TO BE LOVE DUNK ~ BUT NOW I'M HUNG OVER~ I LOVE YOU FOREVER~! BUT FOREVER IS OVER~ :(
11. Are you afraid of commitment? : If its a good guy, then I' okay with it. :)
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? :To be able TO REALLY write songs and be a wonderful musican.
13. Do you cook? : Yes.
14. Current mood? : Fucked up. (I mean the mood, not that I was really FUCKED UP.)
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? : No.
2. Sang? : DUH! THIS IS A THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! DADADA-DADA-DA-DA.. Then I forgot. Sorry Michael. But I still love your music! You rock dude!
3. Listened to music? : Yes.
4. Danced? : I jumped around. Not off a building, but around. JUMP. AROUND.
5. Cried? : Yes.
6. Liked someone you can't? : How the hell can you like someone within 48 hours?
22 FIRSTS
1.Who was your first prom date? : Not yet.
2. Who was your first roommate? : Not allowed.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? : My first Carlsberg at 5. I FINISHED A WHOLE DAMN CUP DUDE!
5. What was your first car? : I'm 13. Not 18.. See the difference?
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? : I think when I was 11.
8. Who was your first grade teacher? : Erm.. I remembered telling my family about it and they called her TAY SUE-SUE. So it should be Mrs Tay or something.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? : China
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? : 10.
11. Who was your first Best Friend? : Preethaanjali
12. Who is your best friend? : Sammy, Michelle, Amira & Co. (from 6.4)
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? : No one. I think.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsmaid? : erm.. No one. Not yet. I think.
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? : I looked at the time and said " FUCK! " (I'M SERIOUS)
19. First tattoo or piercing? : My first piercing was at my ear when I was 3 then the hole closed up so I pierced it again but now with a total of 4 piercings.. PAINFUL~
20. First celebrity crush? : Aaron Yan from Fahrenheit , I think.
22. First crush? : I don't know.
Are they funny? Haha.. I really laughed HARD this time. So anyway, if there are some very funny "notes" you found on FACEBOOK. Send them to me and I wanna take that quizz! (Notes on FACEBOOK are usually quizzez that says random shit.)
So ya, I need to go to sleep cause' there's a suprise 2moro! For someone , not on the blog. Sorry. Anyway, I'll be sleeping so ya.. Bye!
Dionis {~?~}
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? : I think when I was 11.
8. Who was your first grade teacher? : Erm.. I remembered telling my family about it and they called her TAY SUE-SUE. So it should be Mrs Tay or something.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? : China
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? : 10.
11. Who was your first Best Friend? : Preethaanjali
12. Who is your best friend? : Sammy, Michelle, Amira & Co. (from 6.4)
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? : No one. I think.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsmaid? : erm.. No one. Not yet. I think.
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? : I looked at the time and said " FUCK! " (I'M SERIOUS)
19. First tattoo or piercing? : My first piercing was at my ear when I was 3 then the hole closed up so I pierced it again but now with a total of 4 piercings.. PAINFUL~
20. First celebrity crush? : Aaron Yan from Fahrenheit , I think.
22. First crush? : I don't know.
Are they funny? Haha.. I really laughed HARD this time. So anyway, if there are some very funny "notes" you found on FACEBOOK. Send them to me and I wanna take that quizz! (Notes on FACEBOOK are usually quizzez that says random shit.)
So ya, I need to go to sleep cause' there's a suprise 2moro! For someone , not on the blog. Sorry. Anyway, I'll be sleeping so ya.. Bye!
Dionis {~?~}
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