Hey guys! So I went and took another few quizzezzzz.. Haha.. And this time. I REALLY LAUGHED. Haha.
So here it is :
Sarcas or Mean :D
(This quiz is just wants you to answer as mean or sarcastic as possible so DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute
-Ya right. My grandmas FEET look cuter than that face full of CEMENT.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
-Only if everyone died and you had poop on your face.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
- No. People are laughing AT you , not WITH you.. Dumb ass.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
-So you can run and fuck your partner at the same time. GOOD JOB! YOU'LL BE MAKING TONS OF BABIES IN NO TIME!
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.-
You don't me? I'M YOUR MOM.
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
- Not unless I am allowed to staple your mouth and cut your dick off.. MAY I?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
- OMG! You're not?! THATS GOOD.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
- Aw~ How sad. I'M TOO GOOD FOR BASTARDS LIKE YOU :D
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
- You're a guy. I should be riding YOUR dick instead
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
- Er.. Vice Versa.. People are gonna hate YOU . NOT ME. Dumb ass.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
- Aw~ You really think so ? Ya ? YA ? But I don't.
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
- Er.. Look at my lips. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Hi, wanna make out?
- Are you good? Never mind. Go fuck yourself.
4) What do you like about me?
- The way you just make me puke. :)
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
- MAKE ME. BITCH.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
- HI WHORE? HOW'S LAST NIGHT WITH MR. SMALL DICK?
2) You smell like shit!
- Better than looking like one, isn't it?
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
- Er.. No. I hate you because you're A BITCH. Thats worse, not better. Where' the logic, girl?
4) What an ugly creature you are!
- Aw~ You look like dog poop too! *evil laughter*
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
- Well, I'm gonna break your dick! Even if you don't have one. I'M CUT OFF YOUR BOOBS. *evil laughter again*
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you..
-Aw~ But I don't LOVE YOU.. TOO BAD LITTLE BOY..
2) I know you love me!
- Ya! And if you really think that way, YOU'RE MENTALLY RETARDED!! Ya!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
- Nooooo honey, honey no likey perverts .. (AND IF HE DOESN'T STOP) FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
4) Please call me...
- Call you what ? A DUSHBAG? HEY MR.DUSHBAG! HOWS YOUR SMALL PENIS?
5) The break up hurts me so much...
- Well you are the fucking fagg that asked for it. Now its stabbing you. NOT ME. *EVIL LAUGHTER ONCE AGAIN*
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
- WOW! PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND THESE DAYS!
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
- YA! AND NOW YOU'RE BLIND ! * THUMBS UP FOR THE RETARDED BLIND PERSON! *
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
- I wouldn't even take it for free. *Walks away* SUCKER
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy...
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOOD? AIDS. Because you have them. :)
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
- Well, you'r the one causing me to grow wrinkles at the age of 13, you dickhead!
:D
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Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? : I don't know.
Q: Been arrested? : Haha. No.
Q: Do you like someone? : DUH.
Q: Held a snake? : Yup. Not as fun as I thought t would..
Q: Been suspended from school? : No. I'M A GREAT KID! HA!
Q: Sang karaoke? : Thats my favourite place! OOHH~ WHY ARE YOU O OBSESSED WITH ME~ Haha.
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? : Yes
Q: Laughed until you started crying? : Yes.
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : I've never seen snow.. :(
Q: Kissed in the rain? : No.
Q: Sang in the shower? : Haha. Yah. Don't laugh. Its normal kay?
Q: Sat on a roof top? : Yup.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : YESHHHHH
Q: Broken a bone? : Wah? No.
Q: Shaved your head? : I'm not a army guy nor Britney Spears. That was offensive. Sorry Britney. >.<
Q: Played a prank on someone? : Yup. It was NOT the best ending.. OOPS.
Q: Shot a gun? : No.
Q: Donated Blood? : No. I know someone did. And he can't stop complaining. I apologize again. >.<>
LAST PERSON THAT.
1. You hung out with? : AMIRA!!
2. You texted? : Raymond I think . DUDE. STOP TEXTING ME. I AM VERY BUSY~
3. You were in a car with?: I don't remember.
4. Person you went to shop with? : Sammy!
5. You talked on the phone? : Abraham
6. Made you laugh? : Amira! And her cute little brothers!
7. You hugged? : Hugged? I think its Sammy. I don't know. Probably her.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? : Moon
2. Winter or Fall? : Winter
3. Left or Right? : Left
4. Sunny or rainy? : Rainy (So that I can sleep my ass off)
5. Where do you live? : Ang Mo Kio, Singapore
6. Club or pub? : Pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? : Yup.
8. Do you want to get married? : Ill see if I can get a boyfriend within the next 10 years. Lets consider it after that.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? :Twirl
10. What time is it? : 1 27 AM. And I'm drunk.. I USED TO BE LOVE DUNK ~ BUT NOW I'M HUNG OVER~ I LOVE YOU FOREVER~! BUT FOREVER IS OVER~ :(
11. Are you afraid of commitment? : If its a good guy, then I' okay with it. :)
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? :To be able TO REALLY write songs and be a wonderful musican.
13. Do you cook? : Yes.
14. Current mood? : Fucked up. (I mean the mood, not that I was really FUCKED UP.)
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? : No.
2. Sang? : DUH! THIS IS A THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! DADADA-DADA-DA-DA.. Then I forgot. Sorry Michael. But I still love your music! You rock dude!
3. Listened to music? : Yes.
4. Danced? : I jumped around. Not off a building, but around. JUMP. AROUND.
5. Cried? : Yes.
6. Liked someone you can't? : How the hell can you like someone within 48 hours?
22 FIRSTS
1.Who was your first prom date? : Not yet.
2. Who was your first roommate? : Not allowed.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? : My first Carlsberg at 5. I FINISHED A WHOLE DAMN CUP DUDE!
So here it is :
Sarcas or Mean :D
(This quiz is just wants you to answer as mean or sarcastic as possible so DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute
-Ya right. My grandmas FEET look cuter than that face full of CEMENT.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
-Only if everyone died and you had poop on your face.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
- No. People are laughing AT you , not WITH you.. Dumb ass.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
-So you can run and fuck your partner at the same time. GOOD JOB! YOU'LL BE MAKING TONS OF BABIES IN NO TIME!
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.-
You don't me? I'M YOUR MOM.
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
- Not unless I am allowed to staple your mouth and cut your dick off.. MAY I?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
- OMG! You're not?! THATS GOOD.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
- Aw~ How sad. I'M TOO GOOD FOR BASTARDS LIKE YOU :D
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
- You're a guy. I should be riding YOUR dick instead
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
- Er.. Vice Versa.. People are gonna hate YOU . NOT ME. Dumb ass.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
- Aw~ You really think so ? Ya ? YA ? But I don't.
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
- Er.. Look at my lips. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Hi, wanna make out?
- Are you good? Never mind. Go fuck yourself.
4) What do you like about me?
- The way you just make me puke. :)
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
- MAKE ME. BITCH.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
- HI WHORE? HOW'S LAST NIGHT WITH MR. SMALL DICK?
2) You smell like shit!
- Better than looking like one, isn't it?
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
- Er.. No. I hate you because you're A BITCH. Thats worse, not better. Where' the logic, girl?
4) What an ugly creature you are!
- Aw~ You look like dog poop too! *evil laughter*
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
- Well, I'm gonna break your dick! Even if you don't have one. I'M CUT OFF YOUR BOOBS. *evil laughter again*
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you..
-Aw~ But I don't LOVE YOU.. TOO BAD LITTLE BOY..
2) I know you love me!
- Ya! And if you really think that way, YOU'RE MENTALLY RETARDED!! Ya!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
- Nooooo honey, honey no likey perverts .. (AND IF HE DOESN'T STOP) FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
4) Please call me...
- Call you what ? A DUSHBAG? HEY MR.DUSHBAG! HOWS YOUR SMALL PENIS?
5) The break up hurts me so much...
- Well you are the fucking fagg that asked for it. Now its stabbing you. NOT ME. *EVIL LAUGHTER ONCE AGAIN*
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
- WOW! PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND THESE DAYS!
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
- YA! AND NOW YOU'RE BLIND ! * THUMBS UP FOR THE RETARDED BLIND PERSON! *
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
- I wouldn't even take it for free. *Walks away* SUCKER
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy...
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOOD? AIDS. Because you have them. :)
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
- Well, you'r the one causing me to grow wrinkles at the age of 13, you dickhead!
:D
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Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? : I don't know.
Q: Been arrested? : Haha. No.
Q: Do you like someone? : DUH.
Q: Held a snake? : Yup. Not as fun as I thought t would..
Q: Been suspended from school? : No. I'M A GREAT KID! HA!
Q: Sang karaoke? : Thats my favourite place! OOHH~ WHY ARE YOU O OBSESSED WITH ME~ Haha.
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? : Yes
Q: Laughed until you started crying? : Yes.
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : I've never seen snow.. :(
Q: Kissed in the rain? : No.
Q: Sang in the shower? : Haha. Yah. Don't laugh. Its normal kay?
Q: Sat on a roof top? : Yup.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : YESHHHHH
Q: Broken a bone? : Wah? No.
Q: Shaved your head? : I'm not a army guy nor Britney Spears. That was offensive. Sorry Britney. >.<
Q: Played a prank on someone? : Yup. It was NOT the best ending.. OOPS.
Q: Shot a gun? : No.
Q: Donated Blood? : No. I know someone did. And he can't stop complaining. I apologize again. >.<>
LAST PERSON THAT.
1. You hung out with? : AMIRA!!
2. You texted? : Raymond I think . DUDE. STOP TEXTING ME. I AM VERY BUSY~
3. You were in a car with?: I don't remember.
4. Person you went to shop with? : Sammy!
5. You talked on the phone? : Abraham
6. Made you laugh? : Amira! And her cute little brothers!
7. You hugged? : Hugged? I think its Sammy. I don't know. Probably her.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? : Moon
2. Winter or Fall? : Winter
3. Left or Right? : Left
4. Sunny or rainy? : Rainy (So that I can sleep my ass off)
5. Where do you live? : Ang Mo Kio, Singapore
6. Club or pub? : Pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? : Yup.
8. Do you want to get married? : Ill see if I can get a boyfriend within the next 10 years. Lets consider it after that.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? :Twirl
10. What time is it? : 1 27 AM. And I'm drunk.. I USED TO BE LOVE DUNK ~ BUT NOW I'M HUNG OVER~ I LOVE YOU FOREVER~! BUT FOREVER IS OVER~ :(
11. Are you afraid of commitment? : If its a good guy, then I' okay with it. :)
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? :To be able TO REALLY write songs and be a wonderful musican.
13. Do you cook? : Yes.
14. Current mood? : Fucked up. (I mean the mood, not that I was really FUCKED UP.)
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? : No.
2. Sang? : DUH! THIS IS A THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! DADADA-DADA-DA-DA.. Then I forgot. Sorry Michael. But I still love your music! You rock dude!
3. Listened to music? : Yes.
4. Danced? : I jumped around. Not off a building, but around. JUMP. AROUND.
5. Cried? : Yes.
6. Liked someone you can't? : How the hell can you like someone within 48 hours?
22 FIRSTS
1.Who was your first prom date? : Not yet.
2. Who was your first roommate? : Not allowed.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? : My first Carlsberg at 5. I FINISHED A WHOLE DAMN CUP DUDE!
5. What was your first car? : I'm 13. Not 18.. See the difference?
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? : I think when I was 11.
8. Who was your first grade teacher? : Erm.. I remembered telling my family about it and they called her TAY SUE-SUE. So it should be Mrs Tay or something.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? : China
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? : 10.
11. Who was your first Best Friend? : Preethaanjali
12. Who is your best friend? : Sammy, Michelle, Amira & Co. (from 6.4)
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? : No one. I think.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsmaid? : erm.. No one. Not yet. I think.
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? : I looked at the time and said " FUCK! " (I'M SERIOUS)
19. First tattoo or piercing? : My first piercing was at my ear when I was 3 then the hole closed up so I pierced it again but now with a total of 4 piercings.. PAINFUL~
20. First celebrity crush? : Aaron Yan from Fahrenheit , I think.
22. First crush? : I don't know.
Are they funny? Haha.. I really laughed HARD this time. So anyway, if there are some very funny "notes" you found on FACEBOOK. Send them to me and I wanna take that quizz! (Notes on FACEBOOK are usually quizzez that says random shit.)
So ya, I need to go to sleep cause' there's a suprise 2moro! For someone , not on the blog. Sorry. Anyway, I'll be sleeping so ya.. Bye!
Dionis {~?~}
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? : I think when I was 11.
8. Who was your first grade teacher? : Erm.. I remembered telling my family about it and they called her TAY SUE-SUE. So it should be Mrs Tay or something.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? : China
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? : 10.
11. Who was your first Best Friend? : Preethaanjali
12. Who is your best friend? : Sammy, Michelle, Amira & Co. (from 6.4)
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? : No one. I think.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsmaid? : erm.. No one. Not yet. I think.
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? : I looked at the time and said " FUCK! " (I'M SERIOUS)
19. First tattoo or piercing? : My first piercing was at my ear when I was 3 then the hole closed up so I pierced it again but now with a total of 4 piercings.. PAINFUL~
20. First celebrity crush? : Aaron Yan from Fahrenheit , I think.
22. First crush? : I don't know.
Are they funny? Haha.. I really laughed HARD this time. So anyway, if there are some very funny "notes" you found on FACEBOOK. Send them to me and I wanna take that quizz! (Notes on FACEBOOK are usually quizzez that says random shit.)
So ya, I need to go to sleep cause' there's a suprise 2moro! For someone , not on the blog. Sorry. Anyway, I'll be sleeping so ya.. Bye!
Dionis {~?~}
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