I don't know about you but my parents NEVER talk to me about.. SEX. Erm.. Its something that I think my mom is kinda quite okay but I really can't imagine me, talking MY DAD, about stuffing dicks up to vaginas.
Me : Dad?
Dad : Yeah? What?
Me : I have a science question to ask you.
Dad : Oh.. Erm.. I'm not that good at science.
Me : I think you'll know what my answer is.
Dad : Oh really ? Ask me then.
Me : Dad, erm.. Is it hard to stuff a dic-
And I don't want to imagine whats gonna happen next. I think my dad's gonna be lke blushing and like " Well, erm.. Duh........................................................................". But note to self, MY DAD'S NOT A DOOFUS. Just that he is not that kind of person that I'll talk about porn and vaginas to. Anyway, the way I learnt about sex was from my friend, which I don't think remembers me now. Cause I was thinking about this and I'ejust remembered, it wasn't the girl that has a C in the fron of her name that itro that to me. It was a guy that actually told me about it. I mean like start it then I got more info from both of them. Which is kinda like Bio but in a sick way.. Just kidding, they were REALLY like telling me in the science kind of point of view, and I was shocked by the truth! Well, then I found out truths about giving birth so all I want to say to my mom now is :
THANKS FOR LETTING ME FALL OUT OF YOUR VAGINA
Haha... But really, I want to thank my mom for suffering the pain of having a baby LITERALLY coming out from your tushy.. Thats what I heard someone call it.. A tushy.. Noooo touchy tushy, tushy no likey.. K! U! Z-C-O! Kuzco-Kuzco! GO GO ! Haha.. I love that show.. But ayways.. Erm.. Sex to me, is not a very hard topic to talk about. I mean if I have kids I'll tell them when they are at an appropriate age.. I mean like if they are like 3 and you're like telling them how dicks are going to be stuff up.. Never mind.. If it really happens, I think my kid will be the best prostitute in SG by th age of 9. Haha.. Then the most famous pornstar by 16. And be a grandma at 30? I don't know.. I'll be a great-grandma at the age.. Woow.. Never mind. I rather be young or an old virgin. Haha.. Just kidding , but seriously...
Erm.. Now I'm like eating my dinner and in the afternoon, when I was sleeping, my air-con suddenly start to drip water out and when I realised, my table was like FULL WITH WATER. And some of it went into my speaker so now my speakers are EXTEREMELY LOUD.. Irritating.. Haha.. Well its gonna be pretty troublesome now.. Anyway, now I need to go and do something else! OK, bye!!
Dionis {~!~}
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Saturday, 14 November 2009
Racism.. Piece of ****
Okay.. I'm back with more SHIAT.. And I want to talk about something today.
Something call RACISM. I know that I may get killed for this but I just wanna talk about it and seriously, if there are any swearing to any of those racist people, YOU DESERVE IT.
*-LOCAL RANGE-*
In SG, the Chinese are like the white people in America and SOME Chinese are very racist about the Malays and Indians. For example :
*Chinese dude bumped into Indian Guy*
Chinese Dude : " Hey, you black dick, don't know how to say sorry?"
Indian Guy : " What the fuck did you say? "
Chinese Dude : " Should I spell it out for you man? I said you better come and apologize to me right now. "
Indian Guy : " You bumped into me first, be sure of the situation before opening that stinking mouth of yours. "
Chinese Dude : " I don't care, you bumped ME so YOU must apologize. Should I speak in Tamil, A-neh ? "
Indian Guy : " You are so-"
And thats what I saw, I think quite long ago. Just 2 teenagers talking in the middle of nowhere. End up, some guy came and talked them out f it or something cause' I was standing there till that guy came. I know right? I'm like a freakin' douche bag standin' there watching the "SHOW" and didn't help. I know I'm useless but I have no idea what to say to stop them so all I could do is just to stand there. TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN, stupid huh? But the even more retarded thing is that the 2 guys didn't even noticed me! TAHA.. Maybe I was smaller then.. ): Now EVERYONE can see me. Haha..
Anyway, this is what MAY happen in SG cause' I don't see much people THAT racist in SG. But
this is what happens in the US.
*-INTERNATIONAL RANGE-*
Some people tell me the US is famous for some stuff and one of them is being very RACIST. White people don't like black people and stuff like that but I don't believe EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WHITE AMERICANS are like that. I've friends from the US that come to SG to study due to their parents' working stuff so ya. One of them is 2 years older then I am and I met her from an intro of friends from other people and she is very sure about the racism happening in US but she loves hanging out with my Malay and Indian friends. She even know how to cook curry! And stuff.. Okay.. Here's the example :
Black Guy : " Hey, erm.. Sorry to bother you but- "
White Dude : " What do you want, black ass. "
Black Guy : " I just want to know where is this place on the map. "
White Dude : " Its in your pants. "
Black Guy : " Excuse me? "
White Dude : " Just go away, dude. You blacks are so disgusting. "
Black Guy : " So its wrong being black, huh? You are as pale as a ghost! Don't scare people going out at night, man. "
White Dude : " Hey, at least I'm better than a big piece of walking shit-"
And they.. Start to fight? I don't know.. I only heard of it until here. Either that or I dont remember. Okay. This is not something that I see everyday but I know that this kind of shit HAS to happen on someone before and its not good. Its like M&Ms. (Not the.. ya..) Have you seen people eating only one colour type of M&M? NO. You know why ? Cause thats RACIST. I got this from KEVJumba by the way.(Click on the Name to see his channel on YouTube. Kinda cute though. *(n_n)*) Another YouTube sensation. But seriously, he's got a point. Why must we seperate ourselves so clearly? I mean, whats wrong being black? Whats wrong being Asian? The Japanese invented lots of gadgets that you assholes uses nowadays. And like, why can't we be together? Why can't you just accept it? Whats so great about being white? For those white people who are racist, not those who are not. I mean hey, if you come to my house at midnight I can't tell the difference between you and Michael Jackson. I'm sorry, Michael. Haha.. Anyways, anyone can crack jokes about anything, even about those people who are so darn racist. And I'm NOT saying that ALL WHITES are racist. Just that they are somehow one of the biggest cause.
And I apologize if any of the innocent people were hurt but really, TO THOSE WHO ARE FREAKIN RACIST: All I can say is you are no different from those people who kill animals for the sick of their body parts. Cause' they never know nor cared how the animals feel for being killed just to get their penises or stuff sold for money. And you racist people should think more about others, cause... Cause' the racism is killing people all around you. When I say killing, I SERIOUSLY MEAN ITS KILLING.. So why can't everyone treat each other like M&M's and eat every single one happily. I mean mixed around well, not killing each other.. Happily..
Anyway, I need to go and maybe I'll post later? Haha.. Okay... Bye!
Dionis {~!~}
Something call RACISM. I know that I may get killed for this but I just wanna talk about it and seriously, if there are any swearing to any of those racist people, YOU DESERVE IT.
*-LOCAL RANGE-*
In SG, the Chinese are like the white people in America and SOME Chinese are very racist about the Malays and Indians. For example :
*Chinese dude bumped into Indian Guy*
Chinese Dude : " Hey, you black dick, don't know how to say sorry?"
Indian Guy : " What the fuck did you say? "
Chinese Dude : " Should I spell it out for you man? I said you better come and apologize to me right now. "
Indian Guy : " You bumped into me first, be sure of the situation before opening that stinking mouth of yours. "
Chinese Dude : " I don't care, you bumped ME so YOU must apologize. Should I speak in Tamil, A-neh ? "
Indian Guy : " You are so-"
And thats what I saw, I think quite long ago. Just 2 teenagers talking in the middle of nowhere. End up, some guy came and talked them out f it or something cause' I was standing there till that guy came. I know right? I'm like a freakin' douche bag standin' there watching the "SHOW" and didn't help. I know I'm useless but I have no idea what to say to stop them so all I could do is just to stand there. TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN, stupid huh? But the even more retarded thing is that the 2 guys didn't even noticed me! TAHA.. Maybe I was smaller then.. ): Now EVERYONE can see me. Haha..
Anyway, this is what MAY happen in SG cause' I don't see much people THAT racist in SG. But
this is what happens in the US.
*-INTERNATIONAL RANGE-*
Some people tell me the US is famous for some stuff and one of them is being very RACIST. White people don't like black people and stuff like that but I don't believe EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WHITE AMERICANS are like that. I've friends from the US that come to SG to study due to their parents' working stuff so ya. One of them is 2 years older then I am and I met her from an intro of friends from other people and she is very sure about the racism happening in US but she loves hanging out with my Malay and Indian friends. She even know how to cook curry! And stuff.. Okay.. Here's the example :
Black Guy : " Hey, erm.. Sorry to bother you but- "
White Dude : " What do you want, black ass. "
Black Guy : " I just want to know where is this place on the map. "
White Dude : " Its in your pants. "
Black Guy : " Excuse me? "
White Dude : " Just go away, dude. You blacks are so disgusting. "
Black Guy : " So its wrong being black, huh? You are as pale as a ghost! Don't scare people going out at night, man. "
White Dude : " Hey, at least I'm better than a big piece of walking shit-"
And they.. Start to fight? I don't know.. I only heard of it until here. Either that or I dont remember. Okay. This is not something that I see everyday but I know that this kind of shit HAS to happen on someone before and its not good. Its like M&Ms. (Not the.. ya..) Have you seen people eating only one colour type of M&M? NO. You know why ? Cause thats RACIST. I got this from KEVJumba by the way.(Click on the Name to see his channel on YouTube. Kinda cute though. *(n_n)*) Another YouTube sensation. But seriously, he's got a point. Why must we seperate ourselves so clearly? I mean, whats wrong being black? Whats wrong being Asian? The Japanese invented lots of gadgets that you assholes uses nowadays. And like, why can't we be together? Why can't you just accept it? Whats so great about being white? For those white people who are racist, not those who are not. I mean hey, if you come to my house at midnight I can't tell the difference between you and Michael Jackson. I'm sorry, Michael. Haha.. Anyways, anyone can crack jokes about anything, even about those people who are so darn racist. And I'm NOT saying that ALL WHITES are racist. Just that they are somehow one of the biggest cause.
And I apologize if any of the innocent people were hurt but really, TO THOSE WHO ARE FREAKIN RACIST: All I can say is you are no different from those people who kill animals for the sick of their body parts. Cause' they never know nor cared how the animals feel for being killed just to get their penises or stuff sold for money. And you racist people should think more about others, cause... Cause' the racism is killing people all around you. When I say killing, I SERIOUSLY MEAN ITS KILLING.. So why can't everyone treat each other like M&M's and eat every single one happily. I mean mixed around well, not killing each other.. Happily..
Anyway, I need to go and maybe I'll post later? Haha.. Okay... Bye!
Dionis {~!~}
And they say "Its for ur best.. "
Okay~ Awkward.. Now its like fuckin' 3 44 am and I can't sleep.. Maybe its the tea I drank 2 hours ago..
Anyway, I know I'm those kind of kids that like make an impression to parents that I'm a good kid and stuff but really
I AM
Also, in some of my friends' parents eyes I'm the good kid.. Which is kinda not true.. And though I know that parents do stuff for us kids BECAUSE THEY THINK AND CARE FOR US, well, sometimes... This is what I'm thinking
ON THE FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER HOLIDAYS
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin 1 am in the morning. "
Me : " Erm.. I was just-"
Mom : " THOUGH, its the holidays but its not good for you. "
Me : " Okay Mom, I get it. I'll go to sleep soon. I promise. "
Mom : " You better be. "
*30 seconds later*
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin- "
Me : " I'm gonna sleep soon, Mom. Just let me finish my stuff. I promise. "
Mom : " Fine. You better be quick. "
Me : " Okay, Mom. "
*30 seconds later*
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin- "
Me : " MOM! "
So this is what I was thinking about when I can't shout at her due to some matters.
*Mom opens the door and gets ready to turn in*
Mom : " Omg, its gonna be 3 am and you're like... * Goes on and on and on * "
Me : *Thinking* " Aw fuck, why must she still open her mouth at this time of night. I wonder if I could staple her mouth or something. Nah. I should just tape it. But where am I gonna get tape? Maybe my grandma has somemore left after tying my grandpa to the chair. "
*Imagination : Grandpa struggling to get out of chair while grandma tries to kill him or something. LOL LAME.*
Me : *Continues Thinking* " Nah, MOST PROBABLY used up by now. Hmm.. Maybe I'll just shoot her. "
*Imagination : I take out a gun and shoot her in the head and blood is splashing out like a waterfall or something out of her brain*
Me : *Continues Thinking* " Nah, MOST PROBABLY I'm gonna be the nest one to get killed by the government or something. " *Still staring at her* " When is she gonna end ? "
And all of a sudden my mom ends with :
Mom : " And thats why I don't want you to have *-toot-* "
*Awkward pause and I'm lookin at her with the WTF face *
Me : " Mom, why does me sleeping late gotta do with this? "
Mom : *Bends over and says* " Believe me, it does. "
* Me shocked and all fucked up *
Mom : " And go to bed RIGHT NOW!!!!! "
Erm.. So this is a little intro to how my family is like.. And basically, my mom is not that perverted (or is she ???) and its true that I sleep at 5 am in the morning... Anyway.. Just heard my mom's alarm.. Gotta go to bed !! Haha..
Dionis {~!~}
Anyway, I know I'm those kind of kids that like make an impression to parents that I'm a good kid and stuff but really
I AM
Also, in some of my friends' parents eyes I'm the good kid.. Which is kinda not true.. And though I know that parents do stuff for us kids BECAUSE THEY THINK AND CARE FOR US, well, sometimes... This is what I'm thinking
ON THE FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER HOLIDAYS
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin 1 am in the morning. "
Me : " Erm.. I was just-"
Mom : " THOUGH, its the holidays but its not good for you. "
Me : " Okay Mom, I get it. I'll go to sleep soon. I promise. "
Mom : " You better be. "
*30 seconds later*
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin- "
Me : " I'm gonna sleep soon, Mom. Just let me finish my stuff. I promise. "
Mom : " Fine. You better be quick. "
Me : " Okay, Mom. "
*30 seconds later*
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin- "
Me : " MOM! "
So this is what I was thinking about when I can't shout at her due to some matters.
*Mom opens the door and gets ready to turn in*
Mom : " Omg, its gonna be 3 am and you're like... * Goes on and on and on * "
Me : *Thinking* " Aw fuck, why must she still open her mouth at this time of night. I wonder if I could staple her mouth or something. Nah. I should just tape it. But where am I gonna get tape? Maybe my grandma has somemore left after tying my grandpa to the chair. "
*Imagination : Grandpa struggling to get out of chair while grandma tries to kill him or something. LOL LAME.*
Me : *Continues Thinking* " Nah, MOST PROBABLY used up by now. Hmm.. Maybe I'll just shoot her. "
*Imagination : I take out a gun and shoot her in the head and blood is splashing out like a waterfall or something out of her brain*
Me : *Continues Thinking* " Nah, MOST PROBABLY I'm gonna be the nest one to get killed by the government or something. " *Still staring at her* " When is she gonna end ? "
And all of a sudden my mom ends with :
Mom : " And thats why I don't want you to have *-toot-* "
*Awkward pause and I'm lookin at her with the WTF face *
Me : " Mom, why does me sleeping late gotta do with this? "
Mom : *Bends over and says* " Believe me, it does. "
* Me shocked and all fucked up *
Mom : " And go to bed RIGHT NOW!!!!! "
Erm.. So this is a little intro to how my family is like.. And basically, my mom is not that perverted (or is she ???) and its true that I sleep at 5 am in the morning... Anyway.. Just heard my mom's alarm.. Gotta go to bed !! Haha..
Dionis {~!~}
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