Sex.. SEX... SEX!!!

I don't know about you but my parents NEVER talk to me about.. SEX. Erm.. Its something that I think my mom is kinda quite okay but I really can't imagine me, talking MY DAD, about stuffing dicks up to vaginas.


Me : Dad?
Dad : Yeah? What?
Me : I have a science question to ask you.
Dad : Oh.. Erm.. I'm not that good at science.
Me : I think you'll know what my answer is.
Dad : Oh really ? Ask me then.
Me : Dad, erm.. Is it hard to stuff a dic-


And I don't want to imagine whats gonna happen next. I think my dad's gonna be lke blushing and like " Well, erm.. Duh........................................................................". But note to self, MY DAD'S NOT A DOOFUS. Just that he is not that kind of person that I'll talk about porn and vaginas to. Anyway, the way I learnt about sex was from my friend, which I don't think remembers me now. Cause I was thinking about this and I'ejust remembered, it wasn't the girl that has a C in the fron of her name that itro that to me. It was a guy that actually told me about it. I mean like start it then I got more info from both of them. Which is kinda like Bio but in a sick way.. Just kidding, they were REALLY like telling me in the science kind of point of view, and I was shocked by the truth! Well, then I found out truths about giving birth so all I want to say to my mom now is :

THANKS FOR LETTING ME FALL OUT OF YOUR VAGINA

Haha... But really, I want to thank my mom for suffering the pain of having a baby LITERALLY coming out from your tushy.. Thats what I heard someone call it.. A tushy.. Noooo touchy tushy, tushy no likey.. K! U! Z-C-O! Kuzco-Kuzco! GO GO ! Haha.. I love that show.. But ayways.. Erm.. Sex to me, is not a very hard topic to talk about. I mean if I have kids I'll tell them when they are at an appropriate age.. I mean like if they are like 3 and you're like telling them how dicks are going to be stuff up.. Never mind.. If it really happens, I think my kid will be the best prostitute in SG by th age of 9. Haha.. Then the most famous pornstar by 16. And be a grandma at 30? I don't know.. I'll be a great-grandma at the age.. Woow.. Never mind. I rather be young or an old virgin. Haha.. Just kidding , but seriously...

Erm.. Now I'm like eating my dinner and in the afternoon, when I was sleeping, my air-con suddenly start to drip water out and when I realised, my table was like FULL WITH WATER. And some of it went into my speaker so now my speakers are EXTEREMELY LOUD.. Irritating.. Haha.. Well its gonna be pretty troublesome now.. Anyway, now I need to go and do something else! OK, bye!!

Dionis {~!~}