And they say "Its for ur best.. "

Okay~ Awkward.. Now its like fuckin' 3 44 am and I can't sleep.. Maybe its the tea I drank 2 hours ago..
Anyway, I know I'm those kind of kids that like make an impression to parents that I'm a good kid and stuff but really
I AM
Also, in some of my friends' parents eyes I'm the good kid.. Which is kinda not true.. And though I know that parents do stuff for us kids BECAUSE THEY THINK AND CARE FOR US, well, sometimes... This is what I'm thinking

ON THE FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER HOLIDAYS
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin 1 am in the morning. "
Me : " Erm.. I was just-"
Mom : " THOUGH, its the holidays but its not good for you. "
Me : " Okay Mom, I get it. I'll go to sleep soon. I promise. "
Mom : " You better be. "
*30 seconds later*
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin- "
Me : " I'm gonna sleep soon, Mom. Just let me finish my stuff. I promise. "
Mom : " Fine. You better be quick. "
Me : " Okay, Mom. "
*30 seconds later*
Mom : " Hey, why aren't you sleeping ? Its freakin- "
Me : " MOM! "

So this is what I was thinking about when I can't shout at her due to some matters.
*Mom opens the door and gets ready to turn in*
Mom : " Omg, its gonna be 3 am and you're like... * Goes on and on and on * "
Me : *Thinking* " Aw fuck, why must she still open her mouth at this time of night. I wonder if I could staple her mouth or something. Nah. I should just tape it. But where am I gonna get tape? Maybe my grandma has somemore left after tying my grandpa to the chair. "
*Imagination : Grandpa struggling to get out of chair while grandma tries to kill him or something. LOL LAME.*
Me : *Continues Thinking* " Nah, MOST PROBABLY used up by now. Hmm.. Maybe I'll just shoot her. "
*Imagination : I take out a gun and shoot her in the head and blood is splashing out like a waterfall or something out of her brain*
Me : *Continues Thinking* " Nah, MOST PROBABLY I'm gonna be the nest one to get killed by the government or something. " *Still staring at her* " When is she gonna end ? "
And all of a sudden my mom ends with :
Mom : " And thats why I don't want you to have *-toot-* "
*Awkward pause and I'm lookin at her with the WTF face *
Me : " Mom, why does me sleeping late gotta do with this? "
Mom : *Bends over and says* " Believe me, it does. "
* Me shocked and all fucked up *
Mom : " And go to bed RIGHT NOW!!!!! "

Erm.. So this is a little intro to how my family is like.. And basically, my mom is not that perverted (or is she ???) and its true that I sleep at 5 am in the morning... Anyway.. Just heard my mom's alarm.. Gotta go to bed !! Haha..

Dionis {~!~}